Monthly Archives: December 2011

NEW YEAR’S ENDS

Posted on December 30, 2011 by mrdvmp

What is it about the end of the year that makes me feel as melancholy as a 14 year old girl’s private diary poetry? I understand the tendency to self-reflect at points of closure but I don’t really get my … Continue reading →

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THE PLAN

Posted on December 22, 2011 by mrdvmp

The other day a co-worker asked me if I believe that God has a master plan and if everything happens for a reason. Oofa. Talk about being the fat kid hit by the first toss in a 3rd grade dodge-ball … Continue reading →

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OMG (Old Man Gross)

Posted on December 15, 2011 by mrdvmp

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! HOLD THE PHONE!!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!? My wife and I use the TV remote very differently from each other. She types in the channel numbers of her handful of favorite stations to … Continue reading →

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ILL WORDS

Posted on December 9, 2011 by mrdvmp

My wife has been sick the past few days. I know, I know, you are thinking she must be sick, she married me. But that just means she is crazy. Currently she has one of those strength sapping, nose dripping, … Continue reading →

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BEWARE THE FIGGY

Posted on December 2, 2011 by mrdvmp

Not that you can tell from my imperfect teeth now, but I wore braces when I was a kid back in the mid-1970s. The real big metal mouth clunky looking ones common back then in the dark ages of orthodontia. … Continue reading →

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