Monthly Archives: November 2016

WHAT IS THE CREEPIEST ITEM?

My wife and I were in the grocery store the other day.  Calm down. Calm down… I know those of you that know me well are already gasping ‘oh no, the poor, poor woman’.  For the rest of you let … Continue reading

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SIR GRUNTS-A-LOT

My dachshund is snoring.  It’s a large snore for a little pup. More like an amplified smoker’s wheeze.   No that’s not right… it’s akin to a pigeon with asthma cooing loudly into an old fashioned Victrola’s megaphone. Hmmm, that’s close … Continue reading

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AFTER

Well here we are knee-deep into November and that luckily means we are finally over and done with Halloween and the Election… I’m not sure which was scarier this year. You see, my new neighborhood treats Halloween as seriously as … Continue reading

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WAL-MARTYR

I like free. But even though my fun local Mini Cooper dealer’s waiting room contains a free beverage bar, a free retro Ms. Pacman machine, free wi-fi and even an almost free freezer full of ice cream treats, instead of … Continue reading

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