Monthly Archives: August 2014

BOOZERS AND LOSERS

If all the excited bravado-filled conversations I’ve overheard on airplanes to Las Vegas were true, the casinos would surely be bankrupt and shuttered from paying out so many winnings. All the chatter about everyone’s astounding gambling success with systems, skill … Continue reading

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ICE ICE BUBBE

What does a lesbian Jewish Cantor, a short Italian Louisiana lawyer and a 3 year-old impish boy in New England all have in common? No, they don’t all think the Gaza Strip is a naked Muppet. Nope, they don’t all … Continue reading

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PEPTO FOR A HEARTACHE?

There is a candy my wife loves that tastes like Pepto Bismol. No joke. They are a sort of pukey pink colored thick disc that kinda’ even looks a bit Pepto-esque The stuff is very hard to find, they are … Continue reading

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I FORGOT TO REMEMBER TO RECALL

Now lets see, have I written about my bad memory before? I don’t remember… OK, OK, yes I have certainly touched on the topic many times before but contrary to popular opinion within the very small sliver of the universe … Continue reading

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THE RING OF FRYER

I’m wracked with guilt. Good old fashioned Jewish (strict Christian works too) Mother infused deep rooted, all soul engulfing, brain paralyzing, self-inflicted old-school guilt. And to what do I owe this grey-matter self-flagellation? Onion rings. White Castle is not really … Continue reading

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