Monthly Archives: May 2011

GREEN FOR GREEN

If I lived three blocks to the east, one half a mile south or one mile north of where my house currently is, a big noisy truck would pull up in front of my house once a week and pick … Continue reading

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PARTY HATS, DA-VINCI AND SEX… (DID I MENTION SEX?)

It’s time to bust out the pointy hats and annoying unrolling blow-out party horns; this month marks the five-year anniversary of my weekly blog. That is 260 posts without missing a week. So let me take a moment to thank … Continue reading

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“GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, I’M ADDICTED TO LUNCH”

Hello, is it my turn? Ahemmm… OK… this is hard. Yes, well then… let me stand up for this… OK Hi, my name is Dan and I am an addict… weshhhh… there you go, got that off my chest. Yes, … Continue reading

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THE CHICKEN ROLLER FROM HELL

Getting elected Pope on February 29th while simultaneously being hit by two separate bolts of lighting as I stand on the top of Mount Kilimanjaro. The odds of that happening are about the same as me winning the lottery, yet … Continue reading

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