Monthly Archives: February 2019

NEVER ESCAPING MY LITTLE TOWN

I was 12 years old when singer Paul Simon recorded the song My Little Town. I could not afford to buy the album it was on, so instead I immediately purchased the much cheaper 45rpm single. I brought it home … Continue reading

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VALENTINE SWINE

So, the other night my wife and I were driving home from a pork party… Hold on there!!! I can hear you cackling all the way through the inter-webby net. Cool yer britches and calm down with the off-color jokes. … Continue reading

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LOSING TOUCH WITH NUMBER ONE

I bought into it. I can’t say if I was brainwashed or hypnotized or Spock mind-melded or whatever you want to call it. I don’t know exactly how it happened, but I believed. No, I was not blindly led by … Continue reading

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23 AND FLEE

My wife suggested I take one of those popular 23 And Me at home genetic ancestry tests but I’m afraid it will just tell me I’m 30% Eastern European and 70% Doofus. Since I’m already pretty sure of the results, … Continue reading

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