Monthly Archives: February 2007

MY WILL

I was IMing with my wife today. The conversation went like this: Dawn says: I bought will software today mrdvmp says: i was dying to get that Dawn says: ha ha mrdvmp says: i will leave you the leftover Fresca … Continue reading

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THE DENTIST

THE DENTIST I am worried about my teeth. I do not think they are falling out or anything real scary like that.  They are simply showing signs of wear after four decades of daily use and abuse. A few of … Continue reading

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CLINTON, CREATURE AND CLOWN

Bill Clinton, The Creature From the Black Lagoon, and the ghost of a dead clown. What do the three have in common? I’ll give you the answer later. Right now what I have to say might not seem that interesting … Continue reading

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GERMS

My wife woke up sick this morning. Based on the odd white splotches in her throat, we went to the doctor to have her treated in case it was Strep. While she was in with the doctor I sat in … Continue reading

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