Monthly Archives: November 2012

TIS THE SEASON TO GAIN POUNDAGE… FA LA LA LA LA AND A MANNEQUIN HEAD

Having a somewhat lifelike mannequin head around the house can sometimes come in pretty handy. Well that is if you consider creeping people out and playing practical jokes ‘handy’. I will say from experience that a lifelike mannequin head can … Continue reading

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THANKS AND GIVING

There are a lot of things I remember very clearly from my very early childhood. I remember as a baby still in a crib, how the furniture in my parent’s room was arranged before I started sleeping in a different … Continue reading

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WONDER ABOUT THE WANDER

I was sitting there uncontrollably drooling like a Saint Bernard on a summer afternoon all over that useless napkin on a chain around my neck when the thought hit me. For six and a half years I have published a … Continue reading

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BLIND SIDE AND FRONT

My optometrist is located in a mall. That’s right, for the past decade I have trusted my vision to a mall doctor and now today I am at the mall, in my mall doctor’s office, having a mall office panic … Continue reading

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MOVIN’ AND GROOVIN’

My old stomping grounds just got pretty walloped by Hurricane Sandy. I just happened to be in Miami when Andrew hit years ago and not only was it one of the scariest nights in my life but I can tell … Continue reading

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