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About mrdvmp

Mr DVMP spends his days breathing, eating and sleeping.

NOT SO FUN FACTORY WITH CRAPPY DOH

Do you remember those Play-Doh Fun Factories? I think of that kid’s toy most every day. Really! You put a big blob of colorful clay in it, smush down the over-sized bright colored leaver and it extrudes long bendy logs … Continue reading

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590 PROBLEMS BUT JERRY LEWIS AIN’T ONE

Over the past 11 years I have slapped over 590 of these little bloggie posts up here on the ole’ World Widening Web. That’s almost six hundy weekly posts in a row each offering a scary view into the dimly … Continue reading

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WACKY WEEKEND COWBOYS AND OVERWHELMING ENDINGS

I had an old friend in town this past weekend and the usual wackiness ensued that has happened most every time Charlie and I have gotten together in the past 30 years. Wackiness is a very good thing. Forget about … Continue reading

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THE BELLMORE BREAKOUTS or HOW TO BE A BAD A FRIEND

I have mentioned him before in passing, but one of the few friends I had in New York during my astoundingly awkward seventh grade year was a kid named Jamie. I have to assume since he was buddies with a … Continue reading

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RACING HURRY-CANES TOO

Back in the late summer of 1992, Hurricane Andrew was bearing down on Miami like a middle aged just-divorced sleazy swinger in a leisure suit eyeballing the singles bar’s newest bimbo wearing a two-sizes too-small skin-tight mini and a poofy coif … Continue reading

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SOME BASTARD NAMED ANDREW IS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

On Friday August 21st 1992 I was playing in the calm clear water off Miami Beach. As usual, I re-re-applied mountains of sunscreen on my shoulders, back and chest but did not yet have to slather the top of my … Continue reading

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CHILDLIKE CHILDLESSNESS

I have not reproduced. I’m not sure if that is a good or bad thing but it has worked for me thus far. When discussing my lack of sowing my seed someone inevitably makes the old joke ‘well no kids … Continue reading

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