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23 AND FLEE

My wife suggested I take one of those popular 23 And Me at home genetic ancestry tests but I’m afraid it will just tell me I’m 30% Eastern European and 70% Doofus. Since I’m already pretty sure of the results, … Continue reading

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DORKESSIMO

Anyone that has read a few of my blog entries (and there has been 416 consecutive ones posted without missing a week, which actually will help prove my following point) obviously knows that I am a bit of a dork. … Continue reading

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BEING HUMAN IS A BITCH

I have a brother that runs fast. Faster than me… a lot faster… and farther… and more consistent… and… well, there are a helluva lot more ‘ands’ but you get my gist. He was a track star in High School, … Continue reading

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BLIND SIDE AND FRONT

My optometrist is located in a mall. That’s right, for the past decade I have trusted my vision to a mall doctor and now today I am at the mall, in my mall doctor’s office, having a mall office panic … Continue reading

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NO SUMMER THIS YEAR

For a while now during the day on most Fridays I have looked at one of my coworkers and inquisitively asked “do you know what today is?” Everyone there has gotten very used to this, so unless I catch one … Continue reading

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REMEMBER THAT MEMORY

My friend Tom recently left a comment on my FACEBOOK page referencing one of my favorite old memories from High School. I do not think there has been another moment that I have laughed so much and so long and … Continue reading

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BEWARE THE FIGGY

Not that you can tell from my imperfect teeth now, but I wore braces when I was a kid back in the mid-1970s. The real big metal mouth clunky looking ones common back then in the dark ages of orthodontia. … Continue reading

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