Monthly Archives: January 2018

OVERWHELMED BY BAT BOY

Two things my wife dislikes are crowds and waiting. That is why she hates the supermarket check-out lanes. I’ve tried to distract her by dramatically reading out-loud the headlines from the nearby trashy tabloids. Standing there impatiently, she never lets … Continue reading

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A CRASH COURSE IN JADE

Crash. It still echoes loudly in my head. Or maybe it’s just the 50 years that have passed that have amplified it to an epic volume in my brain. Either way, it was not good. Just home from the party … Continue reading

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LIVING A LANAI

Let me start off by saving you some trouble and admitting right off the bat that I already know that I’m crazy… and my Wife is not too far behind me on the nutty highway. It’s good to have things … Continue reading

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WEIGHTY ISSUES IN THE NEW YEAR

I can’t seem to focus. Maybe the bitter cold weather this week has frozen my brain cells like the unhappy atrophying cactus outside my front door that I forgot to cover when it dropped to 12 degrees the other night. … Continue reading

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