Monthly Archives: May 2015

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY AND TAKE THE OTHER CRAP WITH YOU

When it rains, it ‘poors’. Poor us that is. Because lately here in Texas, heavy rains reign the daily forecast and when it rains it pours and pours and pours. You would not know from the current swollen rivers, overflowing … Continue reading

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CRAP

I was at a friend’s birthday dinner the other night when the conversation suddenly turned real crappy. Well, not the conversation per se, more the subject matter. One of the husbands at the table told a story about a post … Continue reading

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NO MORE BLACK: FINDING HUMOR IN DEATH, DONATIONS AND CIRCUMCISIONS

When I was a senior in High School I almost got suspended because of circumcision. Not mine specifically. I know I have told this story before but it bears very briefly repeating before I start talking about death, gallows humor … Continue reading

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I’M NOT HEALTHILY ADJUSTING MY EATING HABITS…. I’M ON A %#$*&$% DIET

A couple of years ago I went on a diet. Unfortunately it was one of those crazy strict, eat next to nothing, walk around hungry, consume only tiny portions of nasty tasting, lowish carb, pre-pre-prepared powdered slurry-like slop, god awful … Continue reading

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ATTENDING THE VALET BALLET

My wife is not a fan of Valet parking. I’m not sure which part riles her up the most: having to drive way past rows and rows of near-to-the-door Valet parking spots blocked off with cones to get to the … Continue reading

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