Monthly Archives: June 2015

TOPLESS TRIBE WOMEN UNDER THE SUGAR PLUM TREE

Unlike some of the other kids in the neighborhood, as a young boy if I wanted to see topless African tribeswomen’s very saggy breasts, I had to go to the public library instead of the back of a closet or … Continue reading

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SENIOR SERIOUS

I’m crying. Tears are welling up and uncontrollably exploding out of my eyes and dribbling down my face like streams of melting ice cream sliding down the side of a cone in the hand of an unobservant child during a … Continue reading

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SPACE… THE FINITE FRONTIER

I used to proudly brag that I could fit everything I owned into my car with the smallest U-Haul trailer attached to it. It was a scary sardine-esque sight, with very small driving sight holes and a testament to the … Continue reading

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SELFIE CONTROL OR NO PERSONALITY PROFILE PICTURES PLEASE

Now this might shock you like Dr. Frankenstein zapping his freshly dug-up cemetery-brained brawny built buddy to life with a harnessed lightning bolt, so strap on your sofa’s seat belt, pull down the roller coaster locking bar and slip into … Continue reading

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