Monthly Archives: September 2023

HAILING A NEW YORK CITY CAB TO THE ARURA BOREALIS

In the archaic days of yore, before handheld smartphones existed, getting around New York City was a lot more dangerous for a new visitor. Nowadays a savvy tourist can surreptitiously glance at a city map or subway app on their … Continue reading

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COLLECTING NICE MESSES

Years ago, I found myself in quite a mess. Self-inflicted as usual. While on a winter consulting job in the frigid northern Midwest, I secretly started dating a woman I worked with. I knew it was unwise and unprofessional but … Continue reading

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THE SCARLET LUNKHEAD or RESTING ON MY REPUTATION

Just about every single day, I annoy the bejabbers out of my wife (and if you have ever had anybody tinker with your bejabbers, you know how unpleasant that can get). I assume this does not surprise most of you. … Continue reading

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HIDING IN THE NIGHT SHADE

My wife has an intolerance to nightshades that seems to be getting worse with each passing year. It’s a little embarrassing to admit, but until she started dealing with that, I couldn’t have even told you what a nightshade was. … Continue reading

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HOME ALONE (WITH ONLY ICED TEA AND NO CULKINS)

Last weekend my wife headed out of town to see family and I had the whole house to myself. It was time for Bachelor Boy Dan to crawl out of his underground hibernation like a crazed cicada and party like … Continue reading

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