Monthly Archives: February 2017

I GOT PICKED TO GO ON THE GOLGAFRINCHAM ARK FLEET SHIP B!

Posted on February 24, 2017 by mrdvmp

Why does my Keurig coffee maker sound like the Adams Family’s foghorn-ish doorbell after it brews a cup of joe? I find myself saying ‘you rang’ every morning before I take my first sip. Why is one burner on my … Continue reading →

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PA-RAID THROUGH THE PAST

Posted on February 17, 2017 by mrdvmp

  I don’t love a parade… magazine. Anybody out there old enough to remember Parade, the lame magazine insert shoved in almost every local Sunday paper since World War Two? Parade magazine is the Goofus and Gallant of the news … Continue reading →

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HITTIN’ IT REAL REAL OLD SCHOOL WIT ‘BABY GOT BACK-ACHES’ by SIR WHINES-A-LOT

Posted on February 10, 2017 by mrdvmp

I should apologize. I spend a lot of time here in the digital pages of my blog whining. Waaaah I’m older, waaaah I’m achey, waaaah my life has traumas, waaaah I have to walk across the room to get the … Continue reading →

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DON’T CALL THE HANDY-DAN

Posted on February 3, 2017 by mrdvmp

“Go down to the basement and see if Daddy needs help.”  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I dreaded when Mom said that. The only thing worse was ‘go clean up your room’ since there was never any space left under the bed to quickly … Continue reading →

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