Monthly Archives: September 2015

EGO SHMEGO

If my brain could, I think it would snicker like that old cartoon dog Muttley; it definitely has a decidedly devilish side to it. My brain will let me forget my minor successes and the pleasant minutia that makes up … Continue reading

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HANGING AROUND UPSIDE DOWN

My wife was out of town this past weekend. That usually means three things will happen: 1) Any semblance of good Dan dietary habits are tossed out the window faster than you can nuke a Hot Pocket. You can pretty … Continue reading

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CLIMBING UP AND FALLING OFF THE FAMILY TREE

About 12 years ago I met a room full of somewhat distant-ish family members that I never knew existed. Maybe my older siblings knew of some these people but being the baby of the family (in more ways than just … Continue reading

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TRAPPED IN A CELL-FEE

A good friend of mine is pretty darn sick. No no, not the kind of sick y’all like to call me when I do stuff like wear my Pope Of The House Hat or when I flash a mouthful of … Continue reading

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