Monthly Archives: July 2015

FUNKY MUSIC IS GOOD… FUNKY TOILETS ARE BAD

It’s my Dad’s fault that my toilet is funky… but more on that later. First let me shift tenses and preface that by saying when I was growing up if something was broken, my Dad fixed it. Although at the … Continue reading

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THE VIEW OUT THE WINDOW

As a little boy I was a clueless homogenized dorky white kid from Queens New York. Yeah, I know, I know… now I’m a slightly less clueless homogenized dorky white middle aged man from Queens New York. It’s okay; if … Continue reading

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SUCKIN’ ON A PSYCHO DREAMSICLE

So I’m visiting my folks in the Queens New York house I grew up in. I know this sounds as weird as finding myself leisurely lollygagging in a lollypop field after eating enchiladas at El Adobe with Richard Nixon. Especially … Continue reading

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IN THE DEEP FREEZE

As sometimes happens, we discovered last night that both my wife and I forgot to take anything out of the freezer for dinner. I guess in this era of crazy fresh uber organic ‘farm to table’ foods that must sound … Continue reading

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AN IN-DEPENDANT-DAZE

July 4th. Indy – pen – dance day. Fireworks, picnics, family, flags… When I was a kid it felt bigger and more important but I guess everything is when you are little and not yet jaded by the real world. … Continue reading

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