Monthly Archives: September 2014

WHEN BREATHING IS WRONG

Posted on September 26, 2014 by mrdvmp

I went to two years of Junior High School in Queens, New York. This was the bankrupt, run-down, rough era of New York City during the mid-1970s back before the 42nd street walking hookers, drug dealers, hard-core porn peddlers and … Continue reading →

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DROP DEAD!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by mrdvmp

Much to the chagrin of the guy that yelled ‘drop dead’ to me from his speeding car as he cut me off, I am from good stock and plan on hanging around very much alive for quite a bit longer. … Continue reading →

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HOW WAS YOUR TRIP TO THE WEST NILE?

Posted on September 12, 2014 by mrdvmp

Some bug in a puddle tested positive for West Nile the other day and was immediately deemed the local insect Typhoid Mary bringing a modern day stingy version of the plague to my spit-shiny homogenized Dallas suburb. With the same … Continue reading →

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SPA – DUDY or HOW I CRIED IN MY HORRIBLE HANKIE or LOOK MA, MY BRAIN TURNED SOMETHING FUN INTO DEATH

Posted on September 5, 2014 by mrdvmp

I met up with an old, old, old friend at a Florida State football game here in Dallas this past weekend. Yeah I know that is three ‘olds’ but I called this guy a friend before I could legally drive, … Continue reading →

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