Monthly Archives: June 2014

DON’T MESS WITH ME CAUSE I’M CLOSE TO THE EDGER

Posted on June 27, 2014 by mrdvmp

A fifth of an acre. That does not seem so large when you put it that way. Just a measly few thousand square feet. So why does it feel so damn huge when I am shoving my lawn mower around … Continue reading →

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WHAT BLOG POST AM I & WORLD CUP MUSING

Posted on June 20, 2014 by mrdvmp

I just took a FACEBOOK quiz and wasted five minutes of my life that I will never get back. Not that my time is so important. It’s not like some disease won’t be cured or generations-lasting epic poem won’t be … Continue reading →

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TRAINED BY ANIMALS

Posted on June 13, 2014 by mrdvmp

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa j\p]i- bt[K<”;.]wzxsafgtg 8hj686i8l op99==980p;===pp pppp ppppp======= ===== =====pppp [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Max the cat just typed that, he used to be careful and avoid the keyboard but he does not care anymore. I have a cat that is 17 years old. … Continue reading →

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SPEEDING AND BEATING

Posted on June 6, 2014 by mrdvmp

I have a highly fictitious friend that is a workaholic. Every other facet of their personality and life takes the backseat to their career. Days away from the job are almost painful so they usually go in to work on … Continue reading →

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