Monthly Archives: May 2014

TO GET HER TOGETHER

Posted on May 30, 2014 by mrdvmp

I don’t know if what I am about to say will get me kicked out of some uber-secret Men’s club and require me to trade in my ‘testock-ticalers’ for something a bit more feminine but I am about to whine … Continue reading →

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CHI GLITCH

Posted on May 23, 2014 by mrdvmp

Being obsessive and having a bad memory is a bad combination. It’s like a hemophiliac working at a pin factory or a Priest into pornography or Jerry Lewis staring as a clown in a movie about Auschwitz** ; nothing good … Continue reading →

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EARACHE, MY EYE

Posted on May 16, 2014 by mrdvmp

Oh crap, its happening. I got a text from my buddy who said he was waiting to see an otolaryngologist. He did not actually use the word ‘otolaryngologist’, which is good because I would not have known if he was … Continue reading →

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DAY OF UNREST

Posted on May 9, 2014 by mrdvmp

Typically at some point when you’re a pre-school little kid someone dresses you up in an oversized adult jacket and pair of grown-up’s shoes leaving you to unsteadily strut around the house in crazy big footwear while wildly flopping your … Continue reading →

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SPRING SPRINKLE

Posted on May 2, 2014 by mrdvmp

You wouldn’t know it by the 45 degree cold windy weather that slapped me in the face this morning harder than a foul-mouthed swinger trying to get a threesome with Michele Bachmann and a nun but somehow or another May … Continue reading →

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