Monthly Archives: January 2014

JEW KNOW JEWWY McJEWISON FROM JEWSYLVANIA, DON’T JEW

Posted on January 31, 2014 by mrdvmp

On the night I was born in the Holy Land of a somewhat Mafia controlled neighborhood in Queens New York, three Wise Guys followed the light from Nino’s Bright Star Pizzeria and showed up baring gifts of myrrh, frankincense and … Continue reading →

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AND A-CHOOO TO YOU TOO

Posted on January 23, 2014 by mrdvmp

“Alright everybody… Hi, how are you doin? Good. Well Okay then… Yes…. that’s right, it’s your intrepid blog writer and English rule rebel Dan here, busting through the proverbial fourth wall of your screen and talking directly to you … … Continue reading →

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REFRIGERATORS AND MORTALITY

Posted on January 17, 2014 by mrdvmp

My Parents recently had to buy a new refrigerator for their house. Typically, unless you’re moving or remodeling, you don’t often find yourself gleefully strolling down the durable goods aisle window shopping for refrigerators. Along with the dishwasher and washing … Continue reading →

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GETTING THERE IS HALF THE RUN

Posted on January 10, 2014 by mrdvmp

So my little ole’ small Southern town college won the BCS national football championship game Monday night making Florida State University the number one team in the land. Kinda cool eh? Makes that team flag that my poor wife has … Continue reading →

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HAPPY NEW BEERS

Posted on January 3, 2014 by mrdvmp

Time to put away the toot horns and noise makers; New Year’s Eve has come and gone and all that is left is the headaches, hangovers and the hours of practice turning a ‘three’ into a ‘four’ for when I … Continue reading →

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