Monthly Archives: March 2013

HEY BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A CEREBELLUM

Posted on March 29, 2013 by mrdvmp

I have a brother who is smart. Very smart. Like crazy smart. Google Arthur and you will see what I mean. Out of a study of 55,000 economists he was ranked number 30. His main field of focus is using … Continue reading →

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CALL ME

Posted on March 22, 2013 by mrdvmp

I recently got a new phone (remember when that was a big deal?). My old one was only a little over three years old, but in the modern era, that’s an antique. Call the ancient history museum. A three year … Continue reading →

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THE KEYBOARD IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PAIN IN MY SIDE

Posted on March 15, 2013 by mrdvmp

Alright, so things have shifted and it has now become a pain in my ass… They say the pen is mightier than the sword; I’m not really buying that 100% because if someone shoved a sword in my side I … Continue reading →

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GETTING BACK TO MY ACHING BACK

Posted on March 8, 2013 by mrdvmp

I got on a plane yesterday and tweaked my lower back folding my tall body into the miserable seat. This was a new record for me; usually American Airline’s coach chairs do not start causing shooting pains in my body … Continue reading →

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WHAT IS UNDER MIGHT SCARE YOU

Posted on March 1, 2013 by mrdvmp

I have previously mentioned that last fall I went on a diet. I don’t like diets. I don’t believe in diets. I’m not a fan of diets. I am decidedly anti-diet. But yeah, I went on a diet. The stars … Continue reading →

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