Monthly Archives: August 2012

TO ERR IS HUMAN AND TO DEFACE THE DIVINE

To err is human… and I err a lot. I err all over the friggin place. I’m the Supreme Err-Leader of Err-land receiving the Err-bel Pieces Prize in Err-sics for Erring above and way beyond the call of duty and … Continue reading

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BUGGY BURBS

When my wife and I built our house (OK right off the bat, I’m not that hands-on, we did not physically build it ourselves, we just borrowed way too much money from a bank and threw it at other people … Continue reading

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FIGGY, KRONKY AND THE KILLER NILE

When I was a kid I had a mouth full of metal. I wore braces for several years; the old fashioned scary kind that made small children scream when you smiled because your mouth was all Frankensteined up with train … Continue reading

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LOVE AND THE WASHER

Love makes people do crazy things; castles are built, body parts are cut off, presidents are shot at, King Edward VIII even gave up the British throne for love. I have not done any of those things. But close to … Continue reading

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KNEE-MONIA

My wife is recovering from knee surgery. They did not do a total replacement but they shaved, cut, scraped, poked, prodded, reattached and moved a bunch of stuff from point A to point B then moved some other stuff from … Continue reading

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