Monthly Archives: November 2011

GREEN GRASS

Posted on November 25, 2011 by mrdvmp

Driving home from work the other night I noticed a new little sign announcing that my neighborhood is now at a level three water restriction level. I had a quick flashback to the unintelligible post 9-11 color code terror alert … Continue reading →

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OPEN WIDE

Posted on November 17, 2011 by mrdvmp

I think my wife and I are suffering from an unusual version of the Stockholm syndrome. You know, when you fall in love with your kidnappers. Ok, maybe we do not have kidnappers per se and maybe it’s not quite … Continue reading →

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ZIT

Posted on November 11, 2011 by mrdvmp

I have a pimple. Yup, right there in a blatantly obvious place, in a completely unhidable space, smack dab in the middle of my face, is a big ole’ nasty unmistakable zit. To make things worse, it is just at … Continue reading →

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THE LORD’S BOARDING PASS

Posted on November 4, 2011 by mrdvmp

Typically you do not find the cream of society hanging out in a bus station. Don’t get me wrong, if you look past the crack dealers, illegal immigrants, the creepy man in the overcoat with orangey-green skin, the dude with … Continue reading →

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